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Pure Leisure Product
The Life and Leisure of a House Cat
Created on 2006-02-26 07:02:13 (#9623647), last updated 2006-03-03
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Basic Info| Name: | leisure_product |
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| Birthdate: | 08-23 |
| Location: | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
BioSam is a housecat, otherwise known as Felis domestica or F. catus.. He sports a broad black waistcoat that strains (and fails) to cover his over-large white belly (affectionately and rather seriously referred to as The Product). All four of his neat paws are as white as the driven snow, though only one of his waistcoat sleeves is of a full length (we may imagine that the otherhis right has been pushed up in a fit of intense and extended one-armed pawing). His distinguishing features are a Chaplinesque mustache smudged upon his white muzzle and the briefest of white streaks on the forehead of his otherwise black face, as if Nature, whilst baking, had passed one flour-dusted finger between his grass green eyes.
Sam was first discovered behind a camping trailer in the parking lot of an apartment house in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Never a terribly tough cat, and already thoroughly trained in the proper usage of a litter box and familiar with and highly responsive to the call of a can opener upon his arrival in Plymouth, it is suspected that Sam was a member of an Outward Bound group and simply missed the bus home. As it is, Sam did not fare remarkably well during his time as a street cat: weary of squatting without the sheltering roof of a plastic litter box, possessing only such campfire skills as making smores and singing Kumbaya, and able to remember only half of a ghost story, the little pilgrim settled hopefully in the shadow of the familiarly shaped camper.
Taken in by a graduate of a small liberal arts college, Sam now resides across the river from the Big Apple, which he has never seen. His life is one of pure leisure; and to date, his most significant accomplishment is The Product. The Product is suspected of having its own gravitational pull. It may one day be the site of pilgrimages. In anticipation of that time, this journal attempts to record the life and leisure of The Product's purveyor.
Sam wants to meet Product appreciators
Sam was first discovered behind a camping trailer in the parking lot of an apartment house in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Never a terribly tough cat, and already thoroughly trained in the proper usage of a litter box and familiar with and highly responsive to the call of a can opener upon his arrival in Plymouth, it is suspected that Sam was a member of an Outward Bound group and simply missed the bus home. As it is, Sam did not fare remarkably well during his time as a street cat: weary of squatting without the sheltering roof of a plastic litter box, possessing only such campfire skills as making smores and singing Kumbaya, and able to remember only half of a ghost story, the little pilgrim settled hopefully in the shadow of the familiarly shaped camper.
Taken in by a graduate of a small liberal arts college, Sam now resides across the river from the Big Apple, which he has never seen. His life is one of pure leisure; and to date, his most significant accomplishment is The Product. The Product is suspected of having its own gravitational pull. It may one day be the site of pilgrimages. In anticipation of that time, this journal attempts to record the life and leisure of The Product's purveyor.
Sam wants to meet Product appreciators
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air guitar, birdsong, carrots, caterwauling, chasing tail (mine), chewing metal, chickpeas, closed lotus position, crow imitation, crows, dairy, drinking from the tap, fear of plastic bags, flower derangement, getting my freak on, going native, having my glands rubbed, ignoring, kneading, manual can openers, mewling, mint dental floss, my own atavistic tendencies, nip, patting, pawing, plush token manipulation, product grooming, product petting, puking, raisins, salt, small engine motors, small game hunting, staring, the draby portion, the product, the proverbial cat nap, tongue baths, used q-tips, webster's encyclopedic unabridged dictionary
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